The Kiss of Deception

16429619The Kiss of Deception by Mary E. Pearson

You know that feeling you get when a book takes you completely by surprise? The Kiss of Deception takes that feeling and multiplies it to a million, then throws in a little extra for good measure.

THIS BOOK BLEW ME AWAY!

I don’t even know how to put into words how much I loved this! I love Lia, I love the assassin/prince stuff, I love the world, I love the plot, I love EVERYTHING. And yet all over goodreads people are dishing out one-stars like candy?????????

Does.

Not.

Compute. Continue reading

Deception’s Princess

17866944Deception’s Princess by Esther Friesner

Pack your suitcases, friends, because today we’re jetting off in a time machine back to Iron Age Ireland! Deception’s Princess is inspired by old Celtic stories of the legendary Maeve of Connacht who from my research after reading seems a lot more evil than our Maeve. The book follows the feisty favourite young daughter of the High King of Connacht as she navigates the treacherous field of over-eager suitors to carve a path for herself in her hostile expectation-laden world.

Sound familiar yet? Because I’m channeling a certain other fiery red-head here, though her name isn’t Maeve. It’s Merida. Continue reading

Sphinx’s Princess

6135633.jpgSphinx’s Princess by Esther M. Friesner

Guess what, guys? We’re delving back into Ancient Egypt once again!

By this point that probably doesn’t come as a surprise…

Sphinx’s Princess is a retelling/origin story of the Egyptian queen Nefertiti, one of the most famous–and mysterious–female figures in Ancient Egyptian history. She is most known for her part in religious heresy with her second husband Akhenaten, but Sphinx’s Princess follows Nefertiti (meaning ‘the beautiful woman has come’) in her life before even her first husband. Nefertiti’s family is conned by her beyotch of an aunt into marrying her to the crown prince Thutmose but make a deal to delay the wedding so the novel focuses on Nefertiti’s trials and tribulations in the palace with the royal family. Continue reading

Tangled Webs

18368525Tangled Webs by Lee Bross

Before we begin, I have something very important to show you all. Now, if you’ll please direct your attention slightly to the right of this screen…

LOOK AT THAT COVER!

I should know better by now than to go judging things by covers–but really, I think we’d all be lying if we tried to deny it–but this was just impossible to resist! Couple that with promises of blackmail and merchant ships and and eighteenth-century secrets and ohhhhhhhhh man. Come to mama!

(PS. I already regret that last sentence).

It really is a crying shame that appearences are so deceiving. Like a good politician, Tangled Webs left me so many empty promises. Exhibit A: the cover may be amazing but the book inside is mediocre.

I felt a little jilted actually because of just how much the implication of the synopsis led me astray. It doesn’t lie–Lady A is the most notorious blackmailer, she DOES sneak around as a boy, she DOES want out of her secret life, she IS emboldened by Grae–but where the synopsis promises all this with excitement and intrigue, the book delivers it in the most subpar, lukewarm, dull way possible. For one, there’s hardly any blackmail at all. Apart from two scenes of secret-trading, only one of which being particularly eventful, the rest is pretty much just Arista trying to escape. Where’s the intrigue? The spying? The manipulation? THE VERY THING THAT MADE ME WANT TO READ IT?!?!

Oh wait–it’s nonexistent.

Don’t get me wrong: Ariana gives it her best shot. But the book starts too late for us to get much of that. First scene is blackmail for Bones and I right away thought I’d enjoy it but that’s moments before she meets Grae, the day before she meets Wild, and the night before the fire that sets everything in motion. All of a sudden the blackmail is missing and she’s collecting payment for passage out of London. Oh and remember how she apparently dresses up as a boy to get around at night? Yeah. Once. And that’s before the fire too.

There are some instances where you can see the sneak of Lady A in dear Arista, mostly when she’s looking out for someone she cares about. Those are the best parts of the book so it’s unfortunate they’re so few and far between.

Arista herself isn’t particularly cunning or impressive. She’s more insecure and naive than anything else; this is fine, but not for a notorious blackmailer no matter how much of an alternate persona it is. She does have her moments though and she’s brave for sure, so that’s redeeming. IDK. I didn’t hate her, she’s just unimpressive.

Oh, and lustful.

HOLY INSTA-LOVE! Tangled Webs is probably the most at-first-sight devastating case I’ve read in ages. By the end of the first chapter, Arista and Grae have already met into a heady, lustful infatuation, followed by Grae hunting her down at every opportunity and she losing herself at even the merest glimpse of him. It’s also super horomone-charged–they’re clutching at each other every chance they get from the very second that they meet. Arista spends more time preoccupied by thinking about his touch and kiss and caress and fantasizing about the feel of him than she does figuring out her blackmail stuff, and even that is all done in relation to Grae! There’s chemistry there, that’s for sure, but physical chemistry. It’s more like they decided they liked each other and grabbed at the other than developed actual deep-rooted feelings for each other. Key word being ‘develop’ because 5 seconds doesn’t quite cut it.

A good point of Tangled Webs is the setting which is both unique and well done. Not many books are done in the eighteenth century–mostly we get the 1600s or 1800s –ad the Enlightenment is a cool period to be in. It’s one of the things that drew me to the book in the first place! Bross creates an authentic picture of 1725 London without spending too much time explaining or building it: it just is. This allowed the book to skip over a lot of that pesky set-up and feel, in a way, more real because it didn’t need to justify anything. It would have been nice though to dig a wee bit deeper into some facets of life in that period or weave them further into the story. For instance, there is one scene where Arista is taken to a secret feminist philosophy session which is fascinating! but hen nothing came of it. It would have been great if the scene was incorporated more into the main story, even just by using the people Arista met there, so that it became a more cohesive part of the book. There were a number of avenues introduced but left unexplored.

A general note on the story is that it’s not especially surprising. Now, that doesn’t mean it doesn’t try to surprise you–it gives it a good shot!–but any twists fall flat. It’s like that obnoxious kid who cracks a stupid joke but ends up the only one laughing: you get excited for the joke and then…you’re not. It’s like that, but minus the sad self-laughter (which I am all too familiar with…). I don’t know if it’s just me but I saw pretty much every ‘surprise’ Arista got coming from a mile away.

Overall Tangled Webs is alright. Not especially good, but it’s not especially bad either and even with everything I wasn’t fond of there were things that I did enjoy, even more when all thrown together. It definitely helps too that it’s a standalone novel (well, now–it was meant to be a duology but the second book got cancelled) because a) I don’t know how much motivation I could drum up for the second one and b) the ending wraps up nicely and anything more would seem forced. I’m content with what there is and more or less moderately content with the novel itself.


Click here for the book synopsis on goodreads!

Graceling

3236307Graceling by Kristin Cashore

Anyone else remember all the hype Graceling got YEARS ago?

I’d assumed it was an exaggeration–isn’t most hype?–but I was wrong. I was very wrong.

IMMA GO AHEAD AND HYPE IT UP ALL OVER AGAIN NOW 8 YEARS AFTER THE FACT BECAUSE IT’S JUST. SO. GOOD!

Graceling follows the teenage assassin of the king whose special magical skill, her Grace of killing makes her largely unconquerable. But then she meets Prince Po whose fighting Grace makes him the closest to an even match she’s ever experienced. So when Po leaves to investigate a sinister magical plot on the other side of their world, Katsa joins him on his journey. What follows is a sometimes harrowing tale of a mysterious king, a secret power, an entire kingdom corrupted thanks to one man’s powerful lie and the pairing set to right it all. Continue reading

Doon

17745703Doon by Carey Corp & Lorie Langdon

So good so good so so so good!

Doon‘s synopsis promised pretty much everything I’d like. Scotland? Magic? Medieval castles? Princes? Romance? Best friends? Basically all of my favourite things to read wrapped up in one paperback package? And it came to me with a lot of hype, but for some reason despite all this I just…never read it.

BUT NOW I HAVE AND IT WAS GRAND.

The story follows Vee and Kenna, two best friends who are spending summer at Kenna’s late aunt’s home in Alloway, Scotland. Vee’s been seeing an apparition of sorts of a hot blonde Scotsman everywhere and it’s her ‘hallucinations’, a mysterious letter, and a magical set of rings that send she and Kenna over the Brig O’ Doon and into the magical hidden kingdom of Doon. But of course, as with any good magic kingdom, evil is awakening and the girls must find a way to stop it or risk destroying Doon and being trapped in its ruins forever. Dun dun dunnnnn. Continue reading

Unrivaled

26116460Unrivaled by Alyson Noël

The degree to which I was dreading reading this book just proves how moronic I must be.

You see, I read the first two books of Noël’s The Immortals series and had to stop. There was something about the writing, I thought, that I just wasn’t fond of so when I finished book two and seriously disliked it I thought it best to steer clear of her books since they must just not be for me. Then Unrivaled came along with it’s pretty gold-dripping strawberry cover and featured position on that fateful Costco table and suddenly I found myself walking out of the store, book in hand, despite the fact that a) it’s by an author I don’t like, b) the synopsis is not a book I’d typically enjoy, and c) reviewers compared it to the PLL books which I gave up after #1 because I didn’t like them. Basically I only bought it because it looked pretty so when a BookTubeAThon challenge was to read a book you got for the cover, I knew this was it. And I whined about the prospect of having to get through it.

That was a spectacular misjudgement on my part because oh my stars Unrivaled is. so. good! Continue reading

The Cake Book Tag

img_1416Howdy, Bookworms! Today we’ll be doing something a little different. I’ve yet to do a tag on this blog so I’m super excited for this one, especially since, um, CAKE! Thanks so much bookchanted for tagging me–if you haven’t already, you should definitely go check out her blog too. For ease I linked the titles to their goodreads pages in case any of you want to check them out. Now, on to the deliciously bookish goodness! Continue reading

Heartless

18584855Heartless by Marissa Meyer

I seriously underestimated Heartless.

To be entirely honest, at first there was a part of me that didn’t even want to read the book. I know Alice in Wonderland, I know the Queen of Hearts–do I really just want my heart broken?

The answer is yes, yes indeed I do. Rip it out, tear it to shreds, stomp on it, throw it in a volcano. Or worse. I don’t care. Meyer can do whatever the hell she wants to me if she keeps churning out these masterpieces. C’est magnifique! *chef’s kiss*

The basics: Cath’s a supremely skilled aspiring baker whose status as the daughter of a marquess proves a massive hindrance in her dream of opening a bakery with her maid/best friend, Mary Ann (the name ring a bell?). Mummy dearest is dead-set on Cath marrying the pint-sized king but then Cath meets the insanely intriguing court jester named Jest who drives her mad with forbidden feelings that make her lose her head and her heart. Meanwhile, the nasty Jabberwock is picking off the Wonderlanders and no one really does anything to stop it, least of all the useless king. Add to that the whole side mission from Chess, a raven that quoth ‘Nevermore,’ and Cirque du Soleil-level theatrics and we’re all bound to go a little mad here. Continue reading

Whoops!

Hello, my lovelies!

Sincere apologies for my absence last week. I was on a trip to NYC the week before and then had the BookTubeAThon going on all this past week so I got a liiiiiiiittle behind on my reviews. Oops. Thankfully, because of the BookTubeAThon I’ve been reading non-stop so I have no shortage of books to talk about! If you’re interested in watching any of my videos for that you can find them here (though I warn you, I don’t have a good camera yet) but in the meantime I will be hard at work catching up so I’ll do my best to get those out twice a week, as per usual.

Now on to a different order of business! If you haven’t noticed already, this blog is basically entirely reviews. I love writing reviews! But I also want to start making some different kinds of posts too, so here I am asking an opinion. What kinds of fun posts do you guys like to read? If you’re also a book blogger, what do you most enjoy writing about? Any specific tags that are cool to do? I’m open to basically anything, so hit me with everything you’ve got!

That is all for today, my wonderful reading friends! À la prochaine! *blows a kiss*

Xoxo, Brittney