Totally-Didn’t-Happen “TBR” 2.0

GUESS WHO’S BACK?????

Me. I am. Free from the chains and chokehold of academia to succumb to my baser bookish desires for the next 2.5 months! Though also, if y’all don’t trust me to be consistent here AGAIN, I don’t blame you. But hey, I’m a-working on it.

Aaaaaanyway, considering I not only didn’t read for a solid four months of school but I also hadn’t posted for the first 1.5 months I’ve been off for (the real world sucks, guys. Stay far far away.) I thought I’d do another shame-filled lament of everything I wanted to try but didn’t. It kinda does the double duty of what I want to read for the coming months anyway, so we’ve got a legit TBR and some teary-eyed self-deprecation all in one!

If school has taught me anything, it’s multitasking 😉 Continue reading

Dorothy Must Die

18053060Dorothy Must Die by Danielle Paige

Weeee’re off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of—

Wait.

Nevermind!

I don’t want to go to Oz.

You guys know the story. Sweet, innocent little Dorothy is swept up in a tornado, lands in Oz, melts the Wicked Witch of the West, clicks her heels, and returns to dreary ol’ colourless Kansas. But did you know she goes back to Oz? That she becomes princess? That she transforms Oz into a cruel and terrifying dictatorship?

Didn’t think so. Continue reading