Heartless

18584855Heartless by Marissa Meyer

I seriously underestimated Heartless.

To be entirely honest, at first there was a part of me that didn’t even want to read the book. I know Alice in Wonderland, I know the Queen of Hearts–do I really just want my heart broken?

The answer is yes, yes indeed I do. Rip it out, tear it to shreds, stomp on it, throw it in a volcano. Or worse. I don’t care. Meyer can do whatever the hell she wants to me if she keeps churning out these masterpieces. C’est magnifique! *chef’s kiss*

The basics: Cath’s a supremely skilled aspiring baker whose status as the daughter of a marquess proves a massive hindrance in her dream of opening a bakery with her maid/best friend, Mary Ann (the name ring a bell?). Mummy dearest is dead-set on Cath marrying the pint-sized king but then Cath meets the insanely intriguing court jester named Jest who drives her mad with forbidden feelings that make her lose her head and her heart. Meanwhile, the nasty Jabberwock is picking off the Wonderlanders and no one really does anything to stop it, least of all the useless king. Add to that the whole side mission from Chess, a raven that quoth ‘Nevermore,’ and Cirque du Soleil-level theatrics and we’re all bound to go a little mad here. Continue reading