Doon

17745703Doon by Carey Corp & Lorie Langdon

So good so good so so so good!

Doon‘s synopsis promised pretty much everything I’d like. Scotland? Magic? Medieval castles? Princes? Romance? Best friends? Basically all of my favourite things to read wrapped up in one paperback package? And it came to me with a lot of hype, but for some reason despite all this I just…never read it.

BUT NOW I HAVE AND IT WAS GRAND.

The story follows Vee and Kenna, two best friends who are spending summer at Kenna’s late aunt’s home in Alloway, Scotland. Vee’s been seeing an apparition of sorts of a hot blonde Scotsman everywhere and it’s her ‘hallucinations’, a mysterious letter, and a magical set of rings that send she and Kenna over the Brig O’ Doon and into the magical hidden kingdom of Doon. But of course, as with any good magic kingdom, evil is awakening and the girls must find a way to stop it or risk destroying Doon and being trapped in its ruins forever. Dun dun dunnnnn. Continue reading

Unrivaled

26116460Unrivaled by Alyson Noël

The degree to which I was dreading reading this book just proves how moronic I must be.

You see, I read the first two books of Noël’s The Immortals series and had to stop. There was something about the writing, I thought, that I just wasn’t fond of so when I finished book two and seriously disliked it I thought it best to steer clear of her books since they must just not be for me. Then Unrivaled came along with it’s pretty gold-dripping strawberry cover and featured position on that fateful Costco table and suddenly I found myself walking out of the store, book in hand, despite the fact that a) it’s by an author I don’t like, b) the synopsis is not a book I’d typically enjoy, and c) reviewers compared it to the PLL books which I gave up after #1 because I didn’t like them. Basically I only bought it because it looked pretty so when a BookTubeAThon challenge was to read a book you got for the cover, I knew this was it. And I whined about the prospect of having to get through it.

That was a spectacular misjudgement on my part because oh my stars Unrivaled is. so. good! Continue reading

The Cake Book Tag

img_1416Howdy, Bookworms! Today we’ll be doing something a little different. I’ve yet to do a tag on this blog so I’m super excited for this one, especially since, um, CAKE! Thanks so much bookchanted for tagging me–if you haven’t already, you should definitely go check out her blog too. For ease I linked the titles to their goodreads pages in case any of you want to check them out. Now, on to the deliciously bookish goodness! Continue reading

Heartless

18584855Heartless by Marissa Meyer

I seriously underestimated Heartless.

To be entirely honest, at first there was a part of me that didn’t even want to read the book. I know Alice in Wonderland, I know the Queen of Hearts–do I really just want my heart broken?

The answer is yes, yes indeed I do. Rip it out, tear it to shreds, stomp on it, throw it in a volcano. Or worse. I don’t care. Meyer can do whatever the hell she wants to me if she keeps churning out these masterpieces. C’est magnifique! *chef’s kiss*

The basics: Cath’s a supremely skilled aspiring baker whose status as the daughter of a marquess proves a massive hindrance in her dream of opening a bakery with her maid/best friend, Mary Ann (the name ring a bell?). Mummy dearest is dead-set on Cath marrying the pint-sized king but then Cath meets the insanely intriguing court jester named Jest who drives her mad with forbidden feelings that make her lose her head and her heart. Meanwhile, the nasty Jabberwock is picking off the Wonderlanders and no one really does anything to stop it, least of all the useless king. Add to that the whole side mission from Chess, a raven that quoth ‘Nevermore,’ and Cirque du Soleil-level theatrics and we’re all bound to go a little mad here. Continue reading

Forbidden

18889290Forbidden by Kimberley Griffiths Little

So it seems I’ve been on a bit of a Middle/Near Eastern kick lately, this time delving into the scorching world of an ancient Mesopotamian desert! Forbidden is at its core a love story about sixteen year old Jayden who despite her betrothal to her tribe’s sadistic and violent prince of sorts, falls in love with exotic stranger Kadesh. Her mom is gone, her sister is too preoccupied with the sex cult of a new goddess to be of much. assistance, her betrothed is cruel, and her love is forbidden so basically everything she know is falling apart.

This book was good; not great but not bad either, just good. For one, it’s essentially the same story I’ve read a thousand times (albeit with a new setting and original twist which is why I picked it up in the first place) I found that for majority of the novel it felt little else was going on with Jayden than her already-established issues regarding her upcoming nuptials to Herob and mixed feelings about Kadesh. Continue reading

Recreated

27774409Recreated by Colleen Houck

Recreated is another one of those surprising instances where the second in a trilogy is much better than the first.

If any of you read my review of Reawakened last year you’ll know that I did not feel it did my dear beloved Egyptian mythology justice. Or, rather, my too-many frustrations with the MCs rendered me unable to enjoy the history. If it weren’t that Egyptian mythology is basically never used in any form of text nowadays (*wink wink* *nudge nudge* authors!) and my undying love for (read: obsession with) Ancient Egypt, Recreated probably would have been one of those sequels that got put on my TBR list just because I don’t like not finishing series and then remained mysteriously unread until I forgot about it. Not that that’s happened before. Haha. Ha. Nope…

A thousand thanks to the old gods and the new for depriving me enough of Egyptian goodness that I was forced to read this. Please accept the sacrifice of a virtual goat in tribute for my thanks. Continue reading

The Wrath and the Dawn

18798983The Wrath and the Dawn by Renee Ahdieh

All it took was opening the cover for The Wrath and the Dawn to DESTROY ME.

You know how sometimes they print an excerpt on the first page of a book, before the title and the copyright and the actual story start?

THAT. That is all I read. And I just…dissolved.

THIS BOOK IS FANTASTIC! BEYOND FANTASTIC! SO FANTASTIC I’M AT SUCH A LOSS FOR WORDS I JUST KEEP SAYING ‘FANTASTIC’!

The Wrath and the Dawn is a retelling of (more so inspired by) the old Middle Eastern story One Thousand and One Nights or The Arabian Nights. In the original story, the basis is that the caliph takes a new wife every night only to kill her by morning until he marries Shaharzad who each night captivates him with a story. By leaving each tale unfinished every night she manages to keep the caliph so intrigued for 1001 nights that he doesn’t kill her. This is the part that Ahdieh takes into The Wrath and the Dawn, as well as her own versions of the traditional tales, but the rest is an entirely new world and an altogether mesmerizing new creation. And it is–wait for it!–FANTASTIC! Continue reading

The Fire Wish

16123804The Fire Wish by Amber Lough

You ever find a hidden gem on the bargain bookshelf? This is one of them.

The Fire Wish follows two girls from very different worlds in the (I think Ancient? Or medieval?) Middle East. Zayele is a human girl forced into an unwanted marriage with the young prince of the caliphate in Baghdad while Najwa is a jinni hiding from humans in underground caverns with a peculiar ability to breach the palace’s magical wards. By chance encounter the two meet and Zayele, desperate to escape her betrothal, makes a desperate wish on Najwa to switch places. And because making magical wishes on errant genies is such a fantastic and not at all dangerous ordeal, Zayele gets what she wants…in a totally wrong, completely dangerous, 100% so-not-worth-it-way-but-also-kind-of-necessary way. Continue reading

Poison Princess

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Poison Princess by Kresley Cole

I’ve got a serious bone to pick with this one. And okay, part of it is my fault that I apparently didn’t read the synopsis carefully enough but mostly, it’s that so. Much. Bothered. Me.

I just barely avoided giving it a 1-star on goodreads, and even then the most I could bring myself to give was 2 stars. Let me make this clear: I hate giving books poor reviews. Often, enjoying a book is a very subjective thing and I feel like I’m doing a disservice to all the work the author put in, especially when by all accounts the book should have been good but it wasn’t good for me. If goodreads ratings are any indication, though, tons of people LOVED IT so I’m thinking this is more of an ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ kind of thing despite my first reaction being ‘no it’s totally just you.’

But nonetheless, this is gonna be angry. Continue reading

Lord of Shadows

30312891Lord of Shadows by Casandra Clare

GUYS!

THIS BOOK IS SO F***ING GOOD.

LIKE, FANTASTIC AMAZING UNBELIEVABLY AWESOMELY GOOD.

HOLY SHIT!

Okay, okay; I’m calm, I swear. Lord of Shadows is the second installment of Cassandra Clare’s The Dark Artifices trilogy and the far better sequel to Lady Midnight. It picks up not too long after Lady Midnight lets out, the crew now facing a growing number of sea demon attacks as a result of Malcolm Fade’s body and the Black Book’s banishment into the Pacific Ocean by Emma. Julian’s sad because Emma is with Mark, Kit wants nothing to do with all the obnoxiously hot people who tell him what to do, Cristina’s with Diego even though she wants Mark, Mark is mad at Kieran while he’s pretending with Emma and longing for Cristina, and whole lot of other issues that I won’t even begin to go over. Continue reading